What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.