What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.