What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me