What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.