How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Right where you left him.

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Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB