Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)