What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.