What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now