What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

A: When he's red-handed.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!