Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

one's really heavy and the others a little lighter!

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people