How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!