How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)