How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.