How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

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How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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