Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)