Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere