What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Grace Jokes More Grace Jokes

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!