What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What does dark humor have in common with food?

Not everyone gets it.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

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Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry