Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
Because Sharon is Karen.
When food tastes so good.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.
What base you're counting in.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
