Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery