Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery