Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.