Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ?

Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry !

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.