What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.