What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.