What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas