What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.