What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.