What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.