What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables