What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?