What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

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What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!