What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.