What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)