How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!