How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!