How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!