How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.