Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

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What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!