Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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How did Geordi La Forge go blind?

He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!