How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Why does no one trust victoria ?

Because victoria has secrets .

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"