How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)