How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.