What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.