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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Bam Jokes More Bam Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.