What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

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Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What's hairy and has five fingers?

A thalidomide's armpit

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.