What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Unabomber Jokes More Unabomber Jokes

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.