What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

13 Year Old Jokes More 13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

13 Year Old Girl Jokes More 13 Year Old Girl Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers