13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

13 Year Old Girl Jokes More 13 Year Old Girl Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).