An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son
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A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
A virgin
He went oui, oui.
Look out for the mice!
They both came in a little behind.
She kept running away from the ball
Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out.
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.
Homo-cide
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
pumpkin
Show your work.
Their neighbor
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
