What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

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Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

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Bubble and squeak !

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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!