Look out for the mice!
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
I'm not doing that again for two bucks.
A rottweiller.
A: A red bucket.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
It was stuck to the chicken's legs.
Stand it on four bricks !
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
That's unsanitary.
Because so few of them can dance!
They have short tales!
