What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

Chihuahuas Jokes More Chihuahuas Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?

They have short tales!