What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.