What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

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Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.