Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

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What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin