Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?

When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

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What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.