What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas