What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future