What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.