What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.