What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.