What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.