Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.