What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

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What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!