What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting