Baltimore Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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Target Practice.

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

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What's grandma's favorite seasoning?

Old Bae

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Old bae.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

Happy People Jokes More Happy People Jokes

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

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What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.