Two, and often from the same person.
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Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
The Pittsburgh Steelers
In a merry land.
9-1-2001
Call Baltimore, M.D.
Target practice.
Baltiless
They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.
Old Bae
Your grandparents.
Ghoul-ash!
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
He thought they were revolting!
The Coup Clucks Clan.
I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...
An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.
A living Ben and Gwen.
I don't know I have DirecTV.
Because happy people usually leave cults.
Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.