What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.