Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!