Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

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What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common?

Someone's losing a trailer.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

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How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.