Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.