What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Why do you make more money?

A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?" The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is running."

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!