What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.