Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.