Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

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What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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ISISISS

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The Pew Pew Research Center

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise