Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

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What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.