When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet