When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.