What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.