What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.