What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

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What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

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What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.