Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.