Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ?

Bat you'll never guess!