Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)