Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.