Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed