Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
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There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
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A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking
It's made from scratch
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She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
Clare your throat before you speak !
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
It had the flew and its throat was soar.
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
Afroturf.
Believe in reincarnation.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
He writes scary stories.
That's the question.
I love Parrots in the Springtime!
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.
None.
Someone whose career is in ruins.
Because her career was in ruins
They heard there was water at the end
He falls off
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
Joan Rivers' embalmer.
