How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.