Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please