Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."